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| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 142 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4925 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**
? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!
? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!
⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!
? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!
? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!
Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!
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| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5485 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"
| Server Type | Bedrock Only |
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| Current Players | 5 |
| Features | Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District |
| Age Requirement | 13 or older |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel. |
| What if I am under 13 years old? | Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s theme? | The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district. |
| Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? | We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 208 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4920 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 686281 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Server Name | Farlands |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 48 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.