| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 588 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9569 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4852 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 191 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
