💎 | VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP | $450 Player Payouts | Looking For Staff!

Adventure, cashapp, Community, Crates, Custom, Enchantments, Events, Fun, Gaming, Gui, join us, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, Minecraft, Paypal, Player Payouts, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shop, smp, Staff, Store, Store Credit, Survival, Teaming, Teams, vibrant, VitalityMC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8345	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP: A New Adventure Awaits! 🎮Step into the world of VitalityMC Lifesteal, a Minecraft server that takes survival gameplay to the next level. Our unique Lifesteal mode rewards you for each player you defeat, turning every victory into a boost for your survival. Explore a world filled with custom enchantments, exclusive rewards, and heart-pounding events. Join our vibrant community for an unforgettable gaming experience where survival is a thrilling adventure. Your survival journey begins now!Features 🌟

Lifesteal Mode: Engage in thrilling PvP battles where every kill strengthens you and every defeat costs you.Custom Enchantments: Discover a world filled with custom enchantments that add a new layer of strategy to gameplay.Exclusive Rewards: Earn exclusive rewards through gameplay and community events.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of players who love Minecraft as much as you do.

Payouts 💰We’re excited to announce our payout distribution for the top players in our community:

1st place: $200 (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 (10% of $300)

Voting Top Payouts: $300 in store credit

1st place: $200 in store credit (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 in store credit (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 in store credit (10% of $300)

Join Us 📝Ready to start your adventure? Join us today at play.vitalitymc.net and let’s make VitalityMC Lifesteal an even more vibrant place to play! 🎉

play.vitalitymc.net

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2811
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8619	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Potions Brewed:	51
Ores Mined:	2061	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	897111	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	713
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	8156	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	716703	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9402	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crops Grown:	4884	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Potions Brewed:	93
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	1941	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!