| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animalsâitâs a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on itâitâs impossible to walk by without smiling.
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| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksâno joke!
Version > 1.9-1.21.3
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
†Football (/football)
†Hockey (/warp hokkey)
†TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
†Weapons (/guns)
†Transport (/vehicles)
†Pets (/pets)
†Feelings (/feelings)
†Duels (/duel)
†Sex (/sex)
†Clans (/clan)
†Weddings (/marry)
†Hookahs (/kalian)
†Friends (/friends)
†Auction (/ah)
†Dance (/dance)
†Spit (/spit)
†Private (/region)
†Tops (/tops)
†Cigarettes (/cigar)
†Date head database (/headdb)
†Skin illumination (/glow)
†Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
†Report-System (/report)
†In-game console (/console)
†Parkour (/warp parkour)
†Spleef (/warp spleef)
†King of the Mountains (/king)
†Lucky Blocks (/lb)
†Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
†Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
†Economy (Currency)
†Salary (Issued automatically)
†Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
†Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
†Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
†Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
†In-game console (/console)
†PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Portals (To the world of hell, end)
†Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
†Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
†Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
†Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
†Airdrops
†Mystics
†Caches
†Relics
†Spheres
†Blocks with private
†Items at lvl X
†PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Automine (/warp mine)
†Buyer (/seller)
†Auction (/ah)
†Shop (/shop)
†Quests (/quests)
†Whales (/kit)
†Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
†Auction (/ah)
†Automine (/warp mine)
†PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
†Menu (/menu)
†Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animalsâitâs a cuddly paradise.
Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 143 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that singâtheyâre the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.
And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witchâs brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frogâtotally unplanned!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.
So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4753 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabiesâperfect for bedtime strolls.
Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.
So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server just had a crazy update on 10/24 that you won’t want to miss. We’ve got increased rates on Krau & Holy Sacrifice and Mui & Circus Fantasia, plus some epic mystic summons that will have you screaming with joy.
And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesâitâs now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddleâjust hope they donât ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.
Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? đđ #SheepSquadGoals
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wingsâit now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret gardenâitâs full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
