| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4359 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
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| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
