| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabiesânow they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing alongâitâs the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime storiesâperfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that singâtheyâre the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wingsâit now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that singâtheyâre the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushieâitâs now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?
But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningâitâs the best way to start the day.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
†Football (/football)
†Hockey (/warp hokkey)
†TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
†Weapons (/guns)
†Transport (/vehicles)
†Pets (/pets)
†Feelings (/feelings)
†Duels (/duel)
†Sex (/sex)
†Clans (/clan)
†Weddings (/marry)
†Hookahs (/kalian)
†Friends (/friends)
†Auction (/ah)
†Dance (/dance)
†Spit (/spit)
†Private (/region)
†Tops (/tops)
†Cigarettes (/cigar)
†Date head database (/headdb)
†Skin illumination (/glow)
†Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
†Report-System (/report)
†In-game console (/console)
†Parkour (/warp parkour)
†Spleef (/warp spleef)
†King of the Mountains (/king)
†Lucky Blocks (/lb)
†Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
†Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
†Economy (Currency)
†Salary (Issued automatically)
†Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
†Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
†Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
†Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
†In-game console (/console)
†PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Portals (To the world of hell, end)
†Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
†Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
†Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
†Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
†Airdrops
†Mystics
†Caches
†Relics
†Spheres
†Blocks with private
†Items at lvl X
†PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Automine (/warp mine)
†Buyer (/seller)
†Auction (/ah)
†Shop (/shop)
†Quests (/quests)
†Whales (/kit)
†Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
†Auction (/ah)
†Automine (/warp mine)
†PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
†Menu (/menu)
†Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cubeâit now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6422 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says âmagic beans.â
Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystalsâitâs now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?
We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cubeâit now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of teaâhow polite!
Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.
So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime storiesâperfect for winding down after a day of quests.
