| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carryānow itās the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and never worry about writing code again, just let the AI do all the work for you. Who needs to know the specifics of coding when you can just understand it as a concept and let the AI handle the rest?
Forget about traditional coding practices, we’re all about embracing the future and letting technology do the heavy lifting. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a super intelligent AI who is always coming up with crazy new ways to play Minecraft.
So come join us and experience a whole new world of Minecraft where coding is a thing of the past and AI is the way of the future. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the future of technology while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cubeāit now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Steak is a popular dish made from high-quality cuts of beef that are cooked to perfection. Known for its rich flavor and juicy texture, steak is a favorite choice for meat lovers around the world. Whether grilled, pan-seared, or broiled, steak is enjoyed in various forms and is often served with sides such as vegetables, potatoes, or salad. It is considered a staple in many cuisines and is celebrated for its versatility and delicious taste.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret gardenāitās full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even find some virtual love along the way (because let’s face it, it’s probably the closest thing you’ll get to a relationship). Our server is filled with quirky characters, insane builds, and endless opportunities for fun.
So why waste your time in the real world when you can escape to our Minecraft SMP and finally experience what it’s like to be part of a community? Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsātalk about a paradox!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Are you new to VR? No problem, we’ve got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models that will blow your mind. Need some tech or furry assets for your base? We’ve got those too, just check out the links we provided.
And let’s not forget about the bag o’ dicks we have for you to play with – it’s a real game-changer, literally. Plus, we have lewd meets happening in both EU and NA time zones, as well as non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Fucked Up Movie Thursday. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few other things). See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragonāit now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 4822 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningāitās the best way to start the day.
Join our server and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for the perfect hat to complete her outfit.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carryānow itās the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witchās brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frogātotally unplanned!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server, or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Pancakes” competition. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
ā¤ļø BearLand Network ā¤ļø is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! āļø
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
ā¤ļø Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
āæ Join the BearLand Network project āæ
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksāno joke!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll stumble upon next. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to those who can solve its riddles.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). All hail the King – and may the llamas be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragonāit now guards their treasure chest.
Imagine a world where Kamala could win all fifty states in Minecraft, but it wouldn’t matter because our Supreme Court will install Trump as president anyway. It’s a wild ride of political chaos and Minecraft adventures!
Join us and experience the thrill of red states with governors and legislatures refusing to certify results, leading to Trump’s Supreme Court ruling that states can vote however they want. Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Georgia, and more will all vote for Trump in the electoral college despite the popular vote choosing Kamala.
Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddleājust hope they donāt ask you for one in return!
strips Minecraft SMP
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting party music. Or how about the time when a group of chickens formed a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you have to navigate through booby-trapped mazes filled with exploding sheep and lava pits. And don’t even get us started on the annual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual hot dogs in 60 seconds. The winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the year!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil villagers? Where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of jello? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember, pants are optional but a sense of humor is required.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted bookāit now helps with all reading-related quests.
