🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

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About The Club SMP

About Us:

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup:

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks:

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application:

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is The Club SMP?	The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction.
How do I join the server?	Follow the application process outlined above.
What mods are allowed on the server?	We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players.
Can I join if I am under 18?	Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
Where is the server located?	The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Aspire SMP

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Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5270	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1000
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Emeralds Found:	7312
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	733	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

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hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9849
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	4026	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3