A vanilla SMP server on version 1.20.2, with a pleasant community and unique events are waiting for you!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4500 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1401 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.
Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9372 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8357 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 160 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6245 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7398 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
