Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Gravity Defying Fun

    Gravity Defying Fun
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where gravity doesn’t even matter, dude. you can jump super high and build floating castles in the sky without a care in the world.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mines Excavated: 2434
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 🌴 Awaken 🌴 Skyblock Server: Where falling off the edge is just diving into a new adventure! ✅ BEDROCK AND JAVA EDITION ✅ PvP

    🌴 Awaken 🌴 Skyblock Server: Where falling off the edge is just diving into a new adventure! ✅ BEDROCK AND JAVA EDITION ✅ PvP

    Awaken Skyblock Server Overview

    Server IP awakenmc.com (Currently underway in Beta)
    Join our Community Discord Server CLICK HERE TO JOIN DISCORD SERVER

    Server Features:

    • Skyblock Server – Beginner Free
    • Dynamic Changing Economy
    • Limited Stock Handling
    • Powerful Kits
    • Balanced & Stable Economy
    • 1.20 – 1.21x Support on Bedrock & Java
    • Powerful PvP System and Custom Arena

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the Skyblock Server free for beginners? Yes, our Skyblock Server is beginner free.
    Is there support for both Bedrock and Java versions? Yes, we offer 1.20 – 1.21x Support for both Bedrock and Java.
    Are there powerful kits available on the server? Yes, we offer powerful kits for players to enhance their gameplay.
    Is the economy stable and balanced? Yes, we have a balanced and stable economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8053

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server on the internet? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, reigns supreme! She loves her husbands so much, you won’t believe the drama that unfolds.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, where you can build your dream world and battle it out with other players. But beware, the rules are as wild as Fallenshadow herself, so make sure to brush up on them before diving in.

    And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – trust us, it’s easier than you think! So what are you waiting for? Join us on the wildest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Story of a Minecraft SMP Player

    The Story of a Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the Ender Dragon).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ExWeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    ExWeddingCrasher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring weddings where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wedding you never knew you needed to attend! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you attend your ex’s wedding, thinking it’s just a normal gathering of old friends. Little did you know, you were actually taking a test to see if you’re still hung up on your ex! The new wife accuses you of trying to steal her man, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

    Experience the thrill of being accused of manipulating the groom, poisoning relationships, and causing chaos at a wedding. Who needs reality TV when you can join our Minecraft server and live out these insane scenarios yourself?

    So, if you’re ready for a wedding experience like no other, join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama. Who knows what crazy adventures await you at this unforgettable event!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • StinkyFriendAITAH

    StinkyFriendAITAH
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s house? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Just like how you tried to clean up your friend’s house, you’ll find yourself constantly trying to keep up with the madness on our server. Piles of blocks everywhere, animals running amok, and a general disregard for cleanliness – it’s a hoarder’s paradise!

    But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your messy building habits. In fact, we encourage it! Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a world where cleanliness is overrated.

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual hoarder’s nightmare. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crops Grown: 6006
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LifeChangingDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    LifeChangingDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and make small choices that will have hilariously huge impacts on your virtual life! Remember that time you decided to build a house out of dirt blocks and accidentally summoned a horde of angry zombies? Or when you tamed a chicken and it turned out to be a secret spy for the evil sheep empire? Yeah, those were wild times. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our crazy world of blocky chaos! Who knows, maybe your decision to plant a single flower will lead to an epic battle against an army of killer bunnies. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DateCraft: Impress Me!

    DateCraft: Impress Me!
    Are you tired of trying to impress dates with boring old dinner and a movie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can impress your date by building them a virtual castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift someone a pixelated palace?

    Join our server and show off your creativity by recreating famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower or the Taj Mahal. Your date will be so impressed, they’ll be begging for a second virtual date in no time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles to win the heart of your crush. Imagine the look on their face when you defeat them in a duel and declare your love in front of all the other players. It’s like a romantic comedy, but with more explosions.

    So why waste time with boring dates when you can join our Minecraft server and have the most outrageous and unforgettable date night of your life? Trust us, your love life will never be the same again.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Animals Bred: 33

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the most powerful missiles that can reach all the way to the underground bunkers of north korea. we have crazy battles where you can launch missiles at your enemies and blow up their bases. join now and show off your missile launching skills, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Farms Harvested: 620
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TelAvivCraft Casualties

    TelAvivCraft Casualties
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets outer space meets a unicorn disco party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons, my dude.

    First off, our server has a secret underground lair where you can ride rainbow-colored pigs while battling evil zombie llamas. Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating castle made entirely out of cheese. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a cheese castle, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive water balloon fight with the admins. And let me tell you, those admins have some serious water balloon skills. It’s like they were born with water balloons in their hands.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos. Yeah, it could happen.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 371
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers

    Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers

    Welcome to Veridax! 🌍

    Embark on a thrilling adventure in Veridax, a SMP server where every player is made to feel right at home. Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, our 1.21 server has something special for everyone. Join now!

    Server Details:

    Server Type Java/Bedrock 1.21 SMP
    IP Address veridax.uk.to
    Location Europe

    Why Join Veridax?

    • ✨ Custom Terrain: Immerse yourself in breathtaking landscapes with our unique Terralith-generated worlds.
    • 💼 Job Opportunities: Earn rewards by taking on a variety of jobs and gathering essential resources.
    • 🛒 Marketplace: Buy, sell, and trade items through player-run shops and dynamic auctions.
    • 🎯 AuraSkills: Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities to enhance your gameplay.
    • 🏡 Set Homes: Save and easily teleport to your favorite locations across the server.
    • 🚀 Teleportation: Use teleport commands like /tps and /rtps for swift travel across Veridax.
    • 🗺️ Live Map: Stay oriented with a real-time map of the Veridax world. Find the link on our Discord server.
    • ⚰️ Graves: When the worst happens, your items are safe for 3 hours at your personalized grave.

    Stay Secure:

    • 🛡️ Land Protection: Safeguard your builds with our claim system and keep griefers at bay.

    Connect With Us:

    • 💬 Join Our Discord: Get the Bedrock port, connect with the community, and stay up-to-date with all server news.

    Are you ready to start your epic journey? Dive into Veridax today and become a valued member of our growing community!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 780407 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Phone Lurker Minecraft Server

    Phone Lurker Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of paying attention in class and actually learning something? Then join our Minecraft server where education is a thing of the past! Our server is full of dank memes, ridiculous builds, and non-stop trolling. Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless hours of mindless fun. Join now and embrace your inner high school slacker!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP

    Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds pretty houses and farms all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is a hot mess of chaos and insanity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Join us if you love the thrill of never knowing if your house will still be standing when you log back in. We’ve got griefers, thieves, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to say hello (by blowing up your stuff, of course).

    But don’t worry, it’s not all destruction and mayhem. We also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s anything but boring, come join us on our SMP. Just be prepared for the chaos, because once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magic Items Found: 6889
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!

    MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, legal battles, and home renovations gone wrong!

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual home painted a hideous shade of white by your own mother and brother, without your permission! Watch as your virtual wife takes legal action against them, with the help of her lawyer sister-in-law. Will your virtual family survive the chaos? Will your virtual mom be able to find a new virtual home? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! With cameras installed in every virtual corner, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you stand by your virtual family, or will you be caught in the middle of a virtual divorce? Join now and witness the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TooMuchMinecraftSMP

    TooMuchMinecraftSMP
    Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Emeralds Found: 1828
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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