🌎 Infinite Confusion Isles [DMP] (1.21) (Java) (Semi-Spicy) (18-) (Whiteout) (Map) (PvP) (Grape-Friendly)

10k World border, bi-weekly events, Community, confusion, DMP, Donation perks, Dynmap, East US coast, Fast Leaf Decay, GrapeFriendly, Griefers, Head Drops, Infinite, Isles, java, Map, multiplayer, non-p2w, player-run, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, server performance, shopping district, trolling, Vanilla, vanilla special, Whiteout

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2854
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Infinity Isles <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/tanpopo/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our Discord server!

Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Start Date	March 25th
Version	1.21
World Border	10k

Features

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted community to ensure quality players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district
Bi-weekly events and off-schedule activities
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff team and active Discord community

Apply

Apply to join our server on Discord!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.

What are the server rules?

Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.

What kind of events do you host?

We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.

⚡ DARKGRIEF⚡ Survival, Variety PVP ⚡ Minecraft server

administration, Cases, Check it out, Cozy, DARKGRIEF, Grief, Help, Minecraft, Opinions, Players, PvP, Screenshots, Server, Small, Survival, Variety

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	344367
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

About us: Grief server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to everyone’s opinions. Thank you if you choose us!

If you need help, we will help and will not leave you unattended!

Everything that was shown in the screenshots is not everything, there is a lot more, come check it out for yourself!

mc.Dark-Grief.ru

Spugunke

Active, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, Growing, Ip:, java, Non-Laggy server, original feel, Players, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Version

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1015
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Spugunke Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Features	Tpa’s /spawn sethomes Non-Laggy server Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 days old.
Is the server vanilla?	The server is as close to vanilla as possible to retain the original Minecraft experience.
What are some key features of the server?	Features include Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, and Crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs.
Is the server active and looking to grow its player base?	Yes, the server has active players and is looking to expand its community.

Holomem Unity 1.20.4

1.20.4, achievement, collaboration, collective success, Community, empowerment, Entrepreneurship, growth, Help, holomem, indie, interconnectedness, motivation, mutual aid, progress, Small Business, solidarity, success, Support, teamwork, Unity

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – when you succeed on this server, you’re not just helping yourself, you’re helping all the other players too! It’s like some crazy holomem synergy going on, man. But if you join those other servers, pfft, forget about it. Your success won’t mean squat to those other indie losers. So, come join us and let’s all rise together in this wacky Minecraft world!

She Was Too Good For This World Minecraft SMP

angelic, beautiful soul, Caring, Compassionate, gentle, gone too soon, Good, kind-hearted, loving, Minecraft, pure soul, selfless, she was too good, she was too good for this world, smp, too beautiful for this world, too good, too good for this world, Too Kind, too kind for this world, too pure for this world, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	8935
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, normal servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness the legend of “She was too good for this world”, a player who was so skilled at PvP that they could take down an entire army of creepers with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that they were actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, casting spells and summoning mobs with just a flick of their wrist.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Liberation Front”, a group of rebellious llamas who have banded together to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Join them in their quest for freedom and witness epic llama battles like you’ve never seen before.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a flying pig, build a house out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and embrace the chaos!

LifeHaterNoMore – Minecraft SMP

avoiding negativity, coping strategies, emotional well being, finding happiness, finding joy, Gratitude, inner peace, life satisfaction, LifeHaterNoMore, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self-care, smp, staying motivated, Stress Management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5412	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. You gotta join us because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that explodes every time you ride it. So come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and avoid hating life like a pro!

LoudCarLunaticsCraft

annoying habits, attention seeking, car modifications, community disturbance, disruptive behavior, excessive noise, exhaust systems, inconsiderate drivers, loud vehicles, LoudCarLunaticsCraft, muffler modifications, noise pollution, obnoxious drivers, public nuisance, vehicle customization, vehicle noise, vehicle noise complaints, vehicle noise control, vehicle noise levels, vehicle noise pollution, vehicle noise regulations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	3732
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crops Grown:	9851
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of hearing those guys with extremely loud vehicles revving their engines and disturbing the peace? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles! That’s right, no more annoying engine noises to ruin your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Join them in their quest for world domination or just hang out and listen to their hilarious chicken jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic pig jousting battles. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky gaming experience like no other!

YemenAirStrikez Minecraft Server

air strikes, Airport, Bombing, CASUALTIES, chief, Conflict, emergency response, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Server, three, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War, Who, Yemen, YemenAirStrikez

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ores Mined:	7726	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LITERALLY SO LIT, U WON’T BELIEVE IT! LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, THE OWNER OF THE SERVER WAS CHILLIN’ AT YEMEN AIRPORT AND THEN BAM, ISRAELI AIR STRIKES HIT AND KILLED THREE PEOPLE! BUT LIKE, DON’T WORRY, THAT’S JUST HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF EXPLOSIONS AND ADVENTURE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE

HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

Abuse, Beaten, Burned, Captivity, Conflict, documentation, health ministry, hostage testimonies, HostageCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, MinistryMayhem, Starved, Submission, Suffering, survivors, testimonies, torture, Trauma, UN, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join cuz it’s like, a total hostage situation, but in Minecraft! You’ll be burned, beaten, and starved for realz, but don’t worry, it’s all for a good cause. The Health Ministry is like, keeping track of all the crazy testimonies to submit to the UN. So, like, come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness. It’s like, a total adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, you’ll totally impress all your friends with your epic survival skills. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft hostage challenge!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anonymous No. 698401890 Mystery Unknown Enigma Secret Confidential Hidden Investigate Detective Clue Puzzle Suspense Intrigue Mysterious Cryptic Unidentified Covert Riddle Top secret, MysticCraft, Realms

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a clown convention.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up on the spot).

Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or just sit back and watch as the world around you descends into glorious chaos.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be living your best blocky life on this absolute dumpster fire of a Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, but who’s counting?).

””You Hear It, You Lose” Minecraft SMP”

Hear, LOSE, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as the main rule is “You hear it, you lose.” What does that mean, you ask? Well, every time you hear a creeper hiss, a skeleton shoot an arrow, or a zombie groan, you lose a life!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous reasons why you should join this server. For starters, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond. Blocks. And if you manage to survive the treacherous journey down to the ground, you’ll find that every tree is actually a giant slime waiting to attack you. Good luck chopping down those logs!

Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a giant maze filled with angry pigmen riding on top of ghasts? Yeah, good luck finding your way out of that one. But hey, if you do manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for five minutes. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will test your skills, your sanity, and your ability to resist the urge to scream every time you hear a mob approaching, then come join us on “You hear it, you lose”! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you.

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

ENTITLEMENT, Minecraft, Overlooked, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, taken for granted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underestimated, underestimates, underestimating, underestimation, underestimator, underrecognized, undervalued

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole Minecraft universe. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs were wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! But the player was like, “I ain’t scared of no fancy pigs” and they mined all the diamonds like a boss.

And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a tutu appeared and challenged the player to a dance-off for a rare enchanted sword. And guess what? The player won with their sick dance moves and got the sword.

But that’s not even the craziest part. The player then stumbled upon a hidden village where all the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. And these llamas were throwing a party with cake and fireworks and they were like, “Join our SMP, it’s the best place to be!”

So yeah, if you wanna experience all the wackiness and epicness of this server, you gotta join now. Don’t miss out on all the fun and shenanigans, it’s a privilege that people take for granted, but not us cool kids on this SMP. So come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

MineMotivation

AMBITION, daily routine, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., inspiration, mental health, mindset, MineMotivation, morning routine, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, productivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, success

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crops Grown:	8906
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up every day to the sound of exploding creepers and chickens riding pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

Forget about boring quests and missions, on our server, you’ll be tasked with rescuing a group of dancing llamas from the clutches of evil villagers who have brainwashed them into performing a synchronized swimming routine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.

CraftyAdnan21

Adnan Kassar, Adnan Kassar prison, athlete, Bashar al Assad’s brother, Bashar al-Assad, brother, Champion, Competition, competition winner, CraftyAdnan21, Equestrian, equestrian sport, Imprisonment, MIDDLE EAST, political persecution, political rivalry, prison ordeal, Syrian, Syrian champion, Syrian equestrian, world news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got syrian equestrian champion adnan kassar on our team! he once beat bashar al assad’s brother in a competition and ended up in prison for 21 years! but now he’s out and ready to conquer the minecraft world with u! join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some horseback riding cuz adnan’s got mad skills! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

Lucky Crafters United

Blessing, chance, Coincidence, Crafters, destiny, Expertise, fate, fluke, fortuity, fortune, Karma, LUCK, Lucky, opportunity, Probability, providence, randomness, serendipity, skill, stroke of luck, success, talent, United

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3063	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	19

u want to join dis server cuz it got all da luck u need to win at minecraft. u know how some servers be all about skill and strategy? well not dis one. dis one is all about luck. u could be the worst player ever and still win every game just cuz u got dat luck on ur side.

one time, dis dude joined da server and found a diamond block just chillin on da ground. he didn’t even have to mine for it or nothin. dat’s how lucky dis server is.

oh, and did i mention dat every time u die, u respawn with a random superpower? yea, dat’s right. one time dis guy respawned with da ability to shoot fireballs out of his butt. it was hilarious.

so if u want to have a good time and test ur luck, dis is da server for u. come join us and see if luck really is a skill.

Divine Haven 1.20

Based, British, Chads, christcucks, Christianity, constitution, cope, Deists, Divine, founding fathers, GOD, Haven, High IQ, inventions, Jefferson Bible, Legacy, Life, miracles, Morals, paul, separation of church and state, Teachings, Thomas Jefferson, Wars, zionist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3717	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Buildings Constructed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.

Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.

Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!