| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 283 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9067 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
