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| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5474 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!
📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.
🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.
👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!
🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
