| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3838 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 217 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
