Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 204286 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8682 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4055 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 221 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 154 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7069 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3885 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6593 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
