A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Discord | 0_fold |
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| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Best political towny SMP.
Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
