There is nothing more beautiful than the great Void!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4335 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 687 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.
2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!
3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!
4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?
Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.
But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.
And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.
So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!
What do we offer?
→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨
→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨
→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨
→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨
→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨
If you wish, you can:
→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨
→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨
→ Or just develop calmly ✨
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.
Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
