| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.
But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3039 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?
But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
