| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8219 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!
But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3330 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.
Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 269 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
