| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 969338 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3386 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 759676 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
