| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 59 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.
Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 958 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7933 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
