| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5252 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 58 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2121 | Emeralds Found: | 8750 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
