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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Tony Minecraft SMP may have finally found the path forward to making AEW a…

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of AEW! Tony is always trying crazy stunts to make our server the best, like inviting Logan Paul and even considering bringing in Kai Cenat and NPC Spider-man! Who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to our world of blocks and mobs? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP ever!

VtuberCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you a Vtuber looking for some epic advice on how to dominate the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where /asp/ is the place to be! We’ve got tips on streaming platforms, audience engagement, video editing, and even open auditions for top companies like Hololive and Niji!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to some of the most legendary trolling techniques in the Vtuber community. Want to learn how to outwit your rivals and become the ultimate Vtuber sensation? Join us now and unleash your virtual greatness!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Vtubing madness and let your virtual dreams run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual universe! Join now and let the Vtuber shenanigans begin!

1 Fully Grown Male Chimpanzee vs 1 Adult Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real question is not about chimp fights, but about who can survive the craziest challenges and build the most epic bases!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the toughest mobs, mine for diamonds while dodging lava, and compete in ridiculous mini-games like “TNT Spleef” and “Pig Racing”!

Forget about chimp fights, here you’ll be facing off against creepers, zombies, and maybe even the occasional Ender Dragon. Are you tough enough to survive in our wild and wacky world? Join now and find out!

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	4185	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Farms Harvested:	309	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mines Excavated:	2730
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Runes Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	73	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	3243	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Farms Harvested:	167	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchantments Applied:	88
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Farms Harvested:	213
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Farms Harvested:	282	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1596
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4815	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232