⊱ Here at TreesPVP you can show your abilities in practice by trying our signature mob arena with waves, which is not so simple, and only the strongest can reach the final battle ⊰
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!
But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 400 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 3231 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).
Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5344 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 2358 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3883 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
