| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7723 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 284 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4378 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
