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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2407 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 361 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2139 |
Magic Items Found: | 1518 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
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