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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7591 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!