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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6450 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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