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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9499 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
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