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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4844 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 2662 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
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