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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 786 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 629 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1174 |
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