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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7928 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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