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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9873 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Enchantments Applied: | 187 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
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