Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Votes:	9277	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	833809	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	15

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4883	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Votes:	9398
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Crops Grown:	1785
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	374

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

play.mcarcadia.com