Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Animals Bred:	87
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2076	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	859	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	5555
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	3147
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	5087
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8914	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	3347
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	408	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	181
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com