Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Animals Bred:	74	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8973
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	9441	Towns Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Farms Harvested:	854
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9206

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8245
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	636964
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	805
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	3000	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	167836	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	1781	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	3835	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	317	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id