Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3425	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	947	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7140	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Potions Brewed:	115	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Ores Mined:	8316	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	293
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6622	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	281
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Votes:	8162	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Votes:	4655	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6328	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Farms Harvested:	692	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1129	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id