Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Farms Harvested:	498

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	366590
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ores Mined:	6300	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3395	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8967	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ores Mined:	2423
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crops Grown:	3108
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8068
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	9697
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net