Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Votes:	8646
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	2393
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	1037

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Wildcat Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mines Excavated:	3379
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

198.55.108.135:25596

SkyyLands

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	3246	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

108.166.172.57

kazzolina

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

az-mc.us

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	282640	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	93	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

192.99.21.19

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Towns Built:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

mc.nwps.fi

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965

CraftingNation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1222
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Votes:	5710
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	9378	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

http://files.enjin.com/546202/ads/AdPoster.png

mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Farms Harvested:	341	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Void Gems Collected:	30	Villages Defended:	5

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Void Gems Collected:	33

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co