Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mines Excavated:	2058	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	7223	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	546	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	911
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	739417	Dimension Hops:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Towns Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	52	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Runes Activated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8598	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.