Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crops Grown:	9956	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Animals Bred:	106	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	9322

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Farms Harvested:	861
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dimension Hops:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.