Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OG Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The OG Network is a minecraft server dedicated to reviving the old style minecraft experience. We are not pay2win, and focus on the player rather than money.We currently have survival games and an SMP on our server, both with many features that have not been seen in years. Come check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6020
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CreativeFun

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Star Shards Collected:	240
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9562
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Chimeras Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	650	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	120	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4566	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Crops Grown:	4615
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!