Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1516	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	11386	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	3851	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	258
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2265	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	165
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7046

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.