Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	482
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Star Shards Collected:	120	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5570	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4787
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mines Excavated:	2824	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9431
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	New Chunks Explored:	271027
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	115	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.