Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Items Found:	7702	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	792085	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4425	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Buildings Constructed:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1771	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	349587
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.