Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Emeralds Found: 3526
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1868

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7911 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9476
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Enchantments Applied: 282
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Mines Excavated: 2127 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Potions Brewed: 62
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Animals Bred: 92
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trans Minecraft

    Trans Minecraft

    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeMaster

    PokeMaster

    Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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