Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6707	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3788	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9306	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MC Eternal by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5410
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.