Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8284
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9973

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	117	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4487	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8198	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ores Mined:	1225	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HowlMC

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6436	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JNJ Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.jnjnetwork.com Bedrock IP: play.jnjnetwork.com:19132Discord: discord.jnjnetwork.com Website: jnjnetwork.comJNJ Network features SMP, with custom-coded plugins that are unique and exclusive to our server. We also utilize custom models, and players can enjoy exciting features like custom mobs and high-quality dungeons inspired by the legendary Zelda series. Join us now to play!CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR STAFF <3

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.