Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7379	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	89	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6977
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crops Grown:	8054	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2037	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1802	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	911788
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	917258
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.