Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4717	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	2127
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	676
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Items Found:	3611	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	295	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Farms Harvested:	450	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.